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Mobile jokes It will soon be finished in April or something ... On the other hand, is not "cute incidents" in the tariff and billing subscribers' life is boring and routine. And what is puzzling and talk about.

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I have long wanted to write about sex-crazy behavior count the remainder included in the tariff plan minutes, all hands are not reached. And then suddenly began to appear positive changes and obvious signs of "tuning" of the system. Until now, the system of counting the remaining minutes (in credit TA) behaved in the manner of naughty girls: about a third query brought the message "Information is not available, approximately every tenth response contained incorrect information. Spent a minute (if you believe the counter) were written off blocks of unpredictable size and unpredictable delay, the accuracy of the release of information could be described as a "plus / minus bast." A few days before the billing period, the system generally falls into a coma and wakes up only a few days after the invoice date. However, last week the system is clearly suspicious, and now even spoke a different language: instead of the usual "information unavailable" suddenly began glibly apologized and advised to repeat the request for the next day! It seems that the system is seriously reworked, so that remains to be seen that the counter vzbredet in the head during the final debugging. With interest are waiting for results and not implausible puzzling figures (if any).

Discount phantom in MTS

At the last press conference of MTS Mikhail Susov asked a direct question: whether the company is going to give up from the current billing system CBOSS and switch to a different billing? The answer was too straight: No, not going. Although Michael immediately "read" his answer numerous reservations on the theme "We consider all proposals, we study the question ..." etc. A study is that: judging by the reviews of some subscribers all the signs of 15-percent discount and those who still abstained from signing the obligation of loyalty. For example, a 15% increase in the number of minutes included in monthly fee, but the "windfall" minutes are billed correctly. So be careful and do not rejoice suddenly materialized discount (if you did not order) - is a myth and billing glitches, in the end everything will be counted correctly.

We are the elephants in Turkey do not need!

Good news for MegaFon subscribers - the emergence of international roaming tariff plans of "Light". So far, only Denmark and Turkey, but in the nearest future geographic expansion. Rates for inbound links have not deceived the expectations: $ 0.66 per minute of any incoming call, look extremely attractive. But on the next line is better not to watch: $ 5.90 per minute of local calls! No, no typo, that's right: a call to Moscow - $ 3.54, on the next street - $ 5.90. It's not even funny, it's baffling and mind begin to come all sorts of weird thoughts ... It turns out that to call a taxi by phone will cost more than this to get a taxi to the airport? Or is it a new slogan ("You can read more!") In an updated TV-clip Megaphone was understood by developers fare too literally, ie,as you can pay more? Something is clearly wrong, we will wait for further developments. In the worst case will still buy a local card specially for internal calls.

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