Long wanted to write about the phenomenon of "O'Layt on pretty spoiled by the Moscow mobile market. Announced a new tariff "Speak!" Just asking for serious conclusions, and some um ... "features" marketing policies almost seated at the keyboard. However, the "last straw" was quite a serious proposal to the administration Megaphone make barter: the exchange of N-Nogo number of tons of sausage for an equivalent number of sets O'Layt. If not mistaken, this is the first in the history of mobile communication attempt to translate kilobytes SIM-cards in pounds "Doctor", and cut into GSM-timeslots - sliced "Poltava smoked. And in general: sausage in Russia - the sacred; so if it is, darling, are willing to pay? As the saying goes, no comment ... Hence the title of the article.