Round 1 - Connection
The very process of connection - almost perfect. Newborn MegaFon offices in Myasnitskaya little scary at first complete absence of people, but it will charge on Friday and add-on ignorance of the people of the new address. Incidentally, in smelling of fresh ink "Subscriber" and even a one-time info-sheet information on this office has not yet seen. Well, well, fewer customers - quickly connect.The girl - SUPER! Beauty, Komsomol, brain (s) - no words. In the case asked about contact phone number and heard (I named Bilaynovsky) gently told me my TA Beeline. I should have it, and inquired about all the details of the redirect but was ashamed - I had to then call the subscription service. But it is - a separate saga. All skorenko has issued, tell and show - not a single punch. " Even forgot to warn that make a copy of passport (private credit). I remember the name of the girl, but you still will not tell :-). Less than 5 minutes later I was a bundle of papers boldly stamped on the first floor - in cash and a Sim card. Unfortunately, on the first floor was not so rosy - or should I just thought after the second?
Tyk in key smart sorter, ticket number in hand and within 3 seconds, this number is flashing on the scoreboard. The cashier is trying to have me find out the origin of two different bills "for services" - I say nothing as partisan because they do not know, but my dear good girl remained at the top ... Consultation with a colleague (another cashier), the lady calmed down and all the puzzling variety of accounts have been successfully "punched" through the machine. After that I was sent to the window, "from first to fifth" of Simcoe and donated Light.
Notorious 5 windows (together and separately) served a nice young man in a dark blue shirt (still a megaphone uniforms varies greatly according to sex media). Of the clients I have been in splendid isolation, but the young man I was politely but professionally kicked, I promised to do when my number will light up the scoreboard. Some tsifirki really quickly (a minute or 2) lit - all this time we are alone with him (no one else in the room was not) stupidly looked at each other. Your number, I certainly managed to forget (no 'experience), but the solution is found with an innate characteristic of my genius: emptied the contents of the garbage on the floor, found the precious ticket, packed up / put in place garbage, proudly presented the tag and was still served.
Then it all boring, mundane: back accounts given directory subscriber Simka and gift GSM-Light.O'laytov not give (zhadiny!), but the choice between the Ultra Light and simply was. Not so I really need this Light, but remembered Petrovic, with his "give-take," and took it. The number, incidentally, was lovely - I can give a reasonable price. Asked to print a GPRS / WAP / MMS settings, and it was immediately performed brilliantly on the thoroughbred lazernike. In brackets: on the way home started to learn the settings and puzzled - "user name and password required - PIC. On other pages in this section of settings, too, "the village". Well, we shall understand - thanks though "shmuck" is not written. We did not have GPRS-settings for your PC (and I forgot to ask), but they are on the site.
Happy ending. Raked all the many pieces of paper / boxes in his arms and leave the friendly office. Do you think that at least some (albeit paper!) Bag offered? Schaz ... :-))). Holiday smoothly flowing into the second stage - to set call forwarding. What is there, a couple tykov stylus? I think so too - until the evening.
Round 2 - Setup
Trivial (at first) task - set unconditional call forwarding to direct Beeline curve Elephant. Benefit to the user-friendly graphical interface smartphone redecorated all the settings for the full program - drop-down menus, prompts, choices ... but just did not work - does not want the network to make room for redirection, just as instinctively feels the competitor. It turns out zamorochnaya system enter the number to divert calls number in the format 8926hhh, although butting in the "check network settings," this number is returned in the net international format 7926 xxx. And if from the outset to enter 7926 instead of 8926 - not a damn thing does not work, the grid stupidly refuses to eat this very 7926. Well, with the help of the AU to find out - good quick answer. Although in the eyes of the girl I probably looked insane: "Enter the number for diverting so, how do you dial when calling!" (She is referring to 8-926), "I did exactly what I type!" (I mean 7926), "Well, try again a little closer ..." "What or whom should I try to take a closer ???». At what point, and one of us "Autumn" - I do not remember.Finally forwarding "rose", I admire the indicator on the display. Stuck in a phone Megasimku, calling itself on Bilaynovsky number from a landline. Does not work! Iron lady broadcasts of "wrong number dialed." I call on the Mega number directly - connects OK. Peretykayu Simcoe, check the redirect, try a couple more times - the same aunt with her "incorrectly dialed number, although his voice seemed spiteful. Dig up from the depths of tables aspiring Siemens S6 (Simka tired peretykat), checking to try - the same aunt. Quiet animals, dial the extension number with MGTS Beeline service and begin to deal specifically and in full. After 15 minutes of torment online girl had tears in her voice suggested, "I have myself all did, so probably will work." Did not work. Siemens flung into a wall, pushed the "lights out" and went to drink beer - the curtain.
Couple bottles Warstein back lost was the ability to think logically, and miraculously survived Siemens - faith in the Russian radio broadcast, the refrain "All will be well-oh-oh!" Thought: why I was so confident in the impossibility of several consecutive failures in the call? Try again directly dial 8926 from a landline - the two-on! Iron aunt in the best shape of his "wrong number dialed! Then everything was boring and was reduced to a simple set of statistics: 3 out of 10 attempts with direct dial MGTS-ended Megaphone "wrong" her aunt, as well as 5 out of 10 attempts MGTS-Beeline-forwarding to the megaphone. Until a few times I heard the usual signals "busy". Iealthough through time, but still works. I wanted to do setup GPRS-accounts of two operators in a single unit, but changed his mind. Leave for tomorrow, today will correct shattered on the battlefield health. So what-what, and battle was enough - in both senses of the word.
The next day, everything worked much better - with an "iron aunt" almost no contact. I do not know what it was - whether a day (Friday evening), or suffering Siemens needed from the outset against the wall recoil. After an uneven battle (MGTS, Beeline and Megafon three against me one) took a cowardly decision not to seek adventure on their Simka with this unpredictable forwarding: translate all calls to voicemail and greeting dictate Megafonovsky room, let the call directly. Although 99% confident that everything will work perfectly - just a day this Friday, said.